Tuesday, February 26, 2013

SHOW & TELL: MOMMY'S THE STAR

Everyday Khyri's teachers send out a .pdf recap of what has happened in the classroom that day. One Tuesday I glanced at the "What in the World Happened Today" email and came across this:


The kids were looking at floor plans as they worked on their number skills. Whaaat! How exciting?! In my mind the mommy signal (ala the batman signal) was being flashed in the sky. hahahhaha Clearly they were calling for me to come talk to the students and of course I had to answer the call :-)

I spoke with Khyri's teacher, Mrs. Khalilah, about coming in to talk to the students about being an architect and since it was during black history month I wanted to note some black architects as well. After getting the go ahead I set out home to get my materials together.

It was intense.hahahahah. You would have thought I was presenting at some fancy schmancy professional conference. I was rummaging through the storage shed looking for old models, flipping through magazines for inspiring pictures, and gathering my tools (t-square, sketch book, portfolio, etc.). I even took time to lay out three different blazers to make sure that I got the perfect "kid appropriate" professional look.


The big day came and I arrived 10 minutes early with a smile and full of confidence. I started setting up my displays and Kielle ran straight to the toy. Uh uh.. this chick is trying to steal the show. Time to call the hubby. Kielle was promptly removed and got to go visit Hubby's office. Good she's gone; there's no way she would sit still and listen to my presentation. Since she was a distraction - she had to go. On with the show.

The "lesson" stated a little rocky because I wasn't prepared for how quickly the kids could get off tangent. I started by naming a few black architects and showing them pictures. At one point we were talking about the walls of the classroom being white and the conversation spun to "Ms. Kahlillah I have white shoes." "Ms. Kahlillah I have a white shirt." "I have white socks." ahhahah. Ok folks.. time to reign this back in. I got control of the situation and forged ahead...

I was ON FIRE! hahahahah It was sooooo much fun. The children were asking me tons of questions and really taking in the information I was presenting. We talked about how I build buildings - just like Bob the Builder! Khyri, of course, was sitting with his teacher, Mr. Jason, looking extremely bored with me. hahahahha. I guess I can't win over all the kids :-) I started by showing the kids my t-square and demonstrated how to use it. I then took out my sketchbook and portfolio and let them look at some drawings. After we talked about what an architect does and how the word is spelled, we moved to a little table where I laid out pictures of architectural elements. This was a great because everyone was able to get their own picture and say what it was. There were staircases, houses, skyscrapers, roofs, etc. It was a lot of fun. I also passed around four tiny models made out of cardboard for the kids to play with.


To wrap up the "lesson" I read the book Walls by Henry Pluckrose. We discussed the different parts of the classroom like the walls, doors, windows, floors - everything. They were really engaged. It was awesome.

I "taught" for 45 minutes, but I swear it felt like 3 or 4 hours. Kids have so much energy! Hats off to preschool and elementary school teachers. I waited until 5 to see if I would be mentioned in the day's "What in the World Happened Today" and to my surprise I had a FULL PAGE spread!!! I couldn't believe it - I was a Little Apron Academy star! hahaahah. Mrs. Khalilah and Mr. Jason have no idea what they have unleashed! hahahahah


The highlight of my experience was when one of Khyri's classmates, Mason, said, "Your other job is Khyri's mommy. I smiled and responded, "You're right Mason. That's my favorite job!"

GROWING UP TOO FAST

This is a short post, but I need to document this tomfoolery. hmph. Khryi is becoming a little man and I cannot handle it. ahahhaha. Here's a recent convo between the two of us:

A regular day with the guys heading out the door to go to school and work.

Me: "Have a good day at school sweetheart."

Putting his hand out like he is a Heisman trophy winner and shooing me away

Him: "Nooooo. My name is Khyri."

Clearly I heard him wrong. He didn't just say what I thought he said, did he? Nuh uh. Hold up I need to get some clarification.

Me: "Huh? What? I can't call you sweetheart?"
Him: "No."
Me: "Wait, I'm sorry. I don't understand. I can't call you sweetheart?"
Him: "No. My name is Khyri, not sweetheart."

Whhaaaaattt? My eyes are getting wide? This can't be happening...

Me: "Can I call you Pug?"
Him: "No."

Oh he has lost his mind.. I've been calling him Pug since Hour 1! He's taking everything away. He's leaving me with nothing. nada.

Me: "Can I call you baby boy?"
Him: "No."

Wait - he's saying "no" to everything... Maybe he doesn't understand what I'm asking. Hold on. I'm gonna give this one more try.

Me: "Can I call you Khy Khy?"
Him: "Yes."

Oh he knows exactly what I'm asking... and he's putting his foot down. As I stood with my mouth wide open and tears welling up in my eyes, the hubby busted out laughing. Really!?!?! This is funny?! My first born is already trying to set some boundaries and you're laughing?!?! bad move hubby. bad move. We've gotta stick together. *sigh* This is the beginning of the end.

Whatever PUG. hmph.