YOU'VE BEEN SERVED!

Dear Bmo,

This serves as notice of your eviction from Mommy's body. This is a three step process.

39 weeks: first notice: A friendly warning is issued to get things ready, by increasing walking and upping the intake of spicy foods. This is not termination, simply preparation. Make a few calls, tidy up some loose ends, get ready to make your move.

40 weeks: second notice: The "written" warning. Foot and ankle massages have commenced and pressure points are added to show the seriousness of the matter. Fresh pineapple is added to the diet to assist with your evacuation. Last chance to get out peacefully. You are strongly urged to comply. Only pack what you really need. Leave all non-essentials behind.

41 weeks: final notice: If you have not willingly left the premises, as a last resort removal will be forceful on Thursday January 20th with the aid of some nice drugs to jump start contractions. Its sad that we've gotten to this point, but drastic measures will be taken. Grab whatever your little hands can carry - its time to roll!

Please understand that this notice is not meant to scare you into arriving tomorrow (Though it would be nice, I can be a little flexible) - but rather to inform you of how serious this situation is. I have done my part - its time for you to hold up your end of the bargain. The deal was 40 weeks... Clearly I've made your stay nice and comfortable but alas, it is time to go. 

As you mull over this eviction notice, please be mindful that your route for evacuation is already mapped out. My belly button is not an escape hatch! No matter how hard you push and kick, it will not open and let you out.Just stick with the designated route and you will have a pleasant trip into the world.

Sincerely,
Mommy